"What are you looking at, fool?" — the famous Argentina chant.
We just thought it deserved an echo. 😏
Hall of criers
Most dedicated mourners, unranked by dignity
Tears by country
Measured in liters, not medals
Complaints department
Feedback, ideas, insults in Spanish — all filed with equal care
Argentina couldn't bring it home, so we're crowdfunding one ourselves. A real trophy costs ~$20 million. Current progress: 0.00001%. Donate, and earn eternal glory among the bobos. Cry, donate, repeat. 😭
🏆 Fund the trophy